Sirs,
I am willing to not play quarterback for you for the mere sum of $50000 a year for 10 years, saving you $19.5 million dollars over paying Brett Favre $20M to not play quarterback for you.
Since I have very little clue as to how to play quarterback, I’m positive I can do a better job of not playing it than Mr Favre.
I am available for an interview at your earliest convenience, and I can not start immediately.
Regards,
pdb
Unix-Jedi | 31-Jul-08 at 2:42 pm | Permalink
Well, if you also can’t handle a blitz correctly, and can’t and won’t be able hit a receiver under pressure you could also send a resume for not playing QB to Atlanta.
Josh | 01-Aug-08 at 12:11 pm | Permalink
Careful, if that resume gets to the Raiders, you’re going to be starting this season.
Paul Simer | 01-Aug-08 at 7:13 pm | Permalink
You could also try not growing corn. I hear there’s solid money in that.
Tam | 04-Aug-08 at 1:33 pm | Permalink
Sorry, I’m only asking $45k/annum, and I can not play quarter infielder or whatever even better than you or Brett, because I’m a gurl. :p
DirtCrashr | 06-Aug-08 at 1:22 pm | Permalink
From way out here on the Coast this just looks like a real dairy-drama-queen act, so yeh the Raiders might be interested - just look at a picture of Al Davis…ewww!