Tupperware Jihad

It used to be that new shooters were only led astray by gunwriter whores, an unrelenting march of magazine covers decorated with a different tightly fitted, pretty and finicky super expensive 1911 every month. You just weren’t a savvy shooter unless you too paid too much for a .45 ministered to by a big name smythe.

Now, the situation has gotten worse with gunbloggers and online forua. The cult of perceived quality has gone online!

For instance, check out the title post in this thread:

Another upgraded Colt classic is brought back in 2008 with the return of the Model O8011XSE; the Colt Combat Elite.

Once again, Colt’s Manufacturing Company LLC returns to its roots. Where quality and workmanship are demanded, Colt has once again met and exceeded the expectations of its customers. With new and exciting features this iconic legend is styled for the combat-style match shooter. A great addition to any collection or avid shooting enthusiast, new features for 2008 bring rosewood grips, a Smith & Alexander upswept beavertail grip safety, Colt single side tactical safety, and other standard features of the XSE Series.

Where history meets Modern Era, the heart and soul of Colt’s quality is still derived from its forged stainless steel frame and forged carbon steel slide. With the helping of a time honored tradition of American Craftsmanship, once again, Quality Makes It A Colt. In today’s world of polymers, investment castings, short cuts, time & cost savings, Colt continues to ask, “Show Me Your Forging”.

The MSRP for this “new” pistol is $983, which does not include the trip to the gunsmith to make it shoot correctly.

In all that faggoty advertisementese is no objective explanation why I would choose this gun over, oh, say, a Glock 17, which happens to cost half as much, hold twice as many rounds, weigh half as much, shoot just as accurately, run more reliably out of the box, and is assembled from armorer friendly parts that do not require skilled fitting. The last point bears repeating: There are no parts on a Glock that cannot be changed in about 30 minutes by a user who has a hammer, screwdriver, and a punch.

I really don’t give a damn what it’s made out of as long as it works properly. The “forged vs. cast” debate is the most asinine waste of time on the series of tubes. If Springfield Armory had modern investment casting technology available in the 30s, the Garand would have been cast, and production wouldn’t have been farmed out to a tractor company.

Unfortunately, the forgings and custom fitting are no guarantee that the pistol will actually work. I have personally seen a Les Baer lapse into full auto, an STI repeatedly fail to feed, and other ridiculousness that their owners excuse as the price of pride of ownership. Attend a high-round count pistol class and see what makes it through the weekend without failure.

The only reason to own a custom pistol is personal vanity. If you want a pretty, prissy gun to admire and treasure, then knock yourself out. I’ve got one (that I’m trying to sell!) or two myself. I covet, and am planning, a 1911 that will be too sexy for mere words. But if you are convinced that the glass-rod trigger, tight fitting, high polish blue and exotic wood grips will make you shoot better, then your training sucks.

Most gun owners are not serious about using their guns defensively, and I don’t mind them for it. The experience of acquiring a firearm and its associated equipment is entertaining on its own, and I understand not taking it any further than collecting some pretty mechanical trinkets.

However, if you are more concerned with putting holes in objects that deserve it than bragging about your refined tastes, I implore you to eschew unreliable high dollar esoterica in favor of plain, reliable weaponry and get some damn training.

[Incidentally, if you have trouble shooting a Glock accurately, the problem is not the Glock.]