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Best Movie Preview Post EVAR

Courtesy of THIS GUY.

Yes, not only is it a Uwe Boll (high lord douchebag of royal douchebaggeria) film, it’s a Uwe Boll film that’s been in development for four years.

{ 5 } Comments

  1. Emeril | January 2, 2008 at 1:22 am | Permalink

    I’m scared to watch the trailer after that.

    There’s only one explanation: Uwe Boll is part of some organized crime ring that launders money via his movies. They function as contractors who vastly overcharge for their services, thus cleaning large amounts of filthy lucre.

  2. BobG | January 2, 2008 at 11:36 am | Permalink

    You have to wonder if Boll is the reincarnation of Ed Wood.

  3. Rick C | January 2, 2008 at 11:40 pm | Permalink

    I’ve seen the trailer; be afraid. I can’t wait for this movie to come out so I can tell everyone I know to not watch it.

    I saw I Am Legend a couple days ago, the theater had a HUGE cardboard display up for the movie. We’re talking 8’x20′ or so. I came this close to trashing the movie in front of a couple of employees. :)

  4. Don Gwinn | January 3, 2008 at 11:08 pm | Permalink

    The cartoon would be more satirical if Eddy Murphy hadn’t just made 48 Bazillion dollars playing a donkey in three movies.

  5. Rick C | January 6, 2008 at 2:28 pm | Permalink

    That cartoon was probably more satirical when it was written, 4 years ago.