Merry Christmas to all you gullible, superstitious, dead-Jew-on-a-stick-ians!
And happy solstice to all you dour, humorless, mechanistic deity deniers!
This year, I think we can all agree to remember what the Christmas season is really about: Executing a daring and risky surprise attack against some cocky Hessians and blowing them the hell away, resulting in a massive propaganda victory, thus setting the stage for the defeat of a major superpower by a motley crew of philosopher nerds and gun nuts, resulting in the longest-lasting legitimate representational government in human history.
Thanks, George! It’s just what I always wanted! I hope you like the monuments and the dollar bill.
JP | 24-Dec-07 at 9:28 pm | Permalink
LOL!!
You don’t post as much as you used to, but when you do its a doozy! Thanks for the laugh!
And Merry Hana-Kwan-Solst-Mas to ya!
Nick Pitino | 25-Dec-07 at 9:12 am | Permalink
Beautiful man, I hope your having a good one!
-Nick
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countertop | 26-Dec-07 at 11:14 pm | Permalink
Wow. Just wow.
Awe inspiring!
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phlegmfatale | 26-Dec-07 at 11:40 pm | Permalink
hee hee.
Whatever you’re celebrating, it’s a good excuse.