If you waited all night in the rain to buy an Iphone, you are a total loser. If the most exciting event in your life in the last six months is buying an Iphone, you are a total loser.
It’s just a damn cellphone, you imbeciles! And it doesn’t look to be a particularly good one, either. My old Motorola 530i looks a ton more durable than that easily scratched, cracked and probably malfunctioning piece of technobling.