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I’m Only Gonna Say This Once…

If you waited all night in the rain to buy an Iphone, you are a total loser. If the most exciting event in your life in the last six months is buying an Iphone, you are a total loser.

It’s just a damn cellphone, you imbeciles! And it doesn’t look to be a particularly good one, either. My old Motorola 530i looks a ton more durable than that easily scratched, cracked and probably malfunctioning piece of technobling.

{ 8 } Comments

  1. Unix-Jedi | June 29, 2007 at 10:56 pm | Permalink

    Would you stop it with the attempts to gain stalkerz or haterz?

  2. Ed Hering | June 30, 2007 at 7:04 am | Permalink

    Not to mention the fact that it costs $600. Golly.

    There was one utter moron who camped out on the sidewalk to get one. I paraphrase William Shatner:

    “I mean, for crying out loud, it’s just a TELEPHONE!”

    O well. There will always be nimrods with nothing better to do than mess their pants over the “latest and greatest”.

  3. Paul Simer | June 30, 2007 at 9:21 am | Permalink

    I’m totally excited about the iPhone. Not because I want one any time in the next two years, but because all the geeks using the Windows Mobile PDA-phones that I prefer are going to be selling them off on eBay when they buy their iPhone, lowering the prices and giving me more options.

    I’m also excited at the prospect of mainstreaming the PDA-phone, so more web content and applications are created for a mobile platform. If it means that everyone uses an Apple, then so be it.

  4. freddyboomboom | June 30, 2007 at 9:47 am | Permalink


    Your point is???

  5. BobG | June 30, 2007 at 6:24 pm | Permalink

    My take on the iPhone people.

  6. Denny | July 1, 2007 at 10:05 pm | Permalink

    I totally agree. What a bunch of retards.

  7. phlegmfatale | July 5, 2007 at 7:42 pm | Permalink

    I can’t begin to fathom the mania for the iphone thingy. In about 5 minutes, it’ll be SO 5 minutes ago. *yawn*

  8. Chris Pugrud | July 7, 2007 at 5:30 pm | Permalink

    People waited in line? I strolled in to the local Apple store (cult temple) on Saturday afternoon and walked out 15 minutes later with iPhone in hand.

    Overall it’s not a bad device. Web browsing is actually usable, unlike all of the windows mobile devices I’ve tried, even wife’s snazzy new Window’s Smartphone 6 HTC S710. The basic features that are truly useful like organization and management is very good. Actual performance as a phone (sound and signal quality) is average.

    Worth the money? Certainly debatable. If you place an excess value on the full Intarw3bz everywhere, it is.