Angola sends 2500 ‘ninjas’ to Zimbabwe
Alert the pirates. Their hour is at hand.
(BTW, in the Ninja-Pirate-Zombie-Robot hierarchy, where do cowboys fit in? I think they’d kick ass.)
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They’re not sending them over there just-because. There’s sending them over as part of an exchange program. I guess it’s a “ninja exchange program” in reality. Which makes one wonder… If I wanted to host an exchange ninja, what kinds of house rules would I have to lay down on the first day? No climbing walls, use the stairs like everyone else? No ambushing guests? All ninja meditation must take place in a private place?
Just below zombies; roughly equal to face-eating monkeys.
Ninjas are no match for the Mongolian hordes.
Fortunately for the ninjas, pirates have dwindled in the face of global warmings.
Ninjas, Pirates, Face-eating monkeys, Zombies, Mongolian Hordes…bah and fiddlesticks.
I suggest for sheer terror nothing beats the camel spiders. Except maybe trying to walk across my living room early in the pre-dawn darkness, half-asleep, in bare feet, when the night before my toddler was playing with his insanely dangerous wooden train set and they are still scattered about the floor. I think I have a future career in somnambulent minefield clearing.
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