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Hm! Ninjas!

Angola sends 2500 ‘ninjas’ to Zimbabwe

Alert the pirates.  Their hour is at hand.

(BTW, in the Ninja-Pirate-Zombie-Robot hierarchy, where do cowboys fit in?  I think they’d kick ass.)

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  1. Paul Simer | March 22, 2007 at 1:09 pm | Permalink

    They’re not sending them over there just-because. There’s sending them over as part of an exchange program. I guess it’s a “ninja exchange program” in reality. Which makes one wonder… If I wanted to host an exchange ninja, what kinds of house rules would I have to lay down on the first day? No climbing walls, use the stairs like everyone else? No ambushing guests? All ninja meditation must take place in a private place?

  2. Tam | March 23, 2007 at 6:39 am | Permalink

    Just below zombies; roughly equal to face-eating monkeys.

  3. Emeril | March 23, 2007 at 1:23 pm | Permalink

    Ninjas are no match for the Mongolian hordes.

  4. Josh | March 23, 2007 at 2:09 pm | Permalink

    Fortunately for the ninjas, pirates have dwindled in the face of global warmings.

  5. Austin Mike | March 26, 2007 at 8:02 am | Permalink

    Ninjas, Pirates, Face-eating monkeys, Zombies, Mongolian Hordes…bah and fiddlesticks.
    I suggest for sheer terror nothing beats the camel spiders. Except maybe trying to walk across my living room early in the pre-dawn darkness, half-asleep, in bare feet, when the night before my toddler was playing with his insanely dangerous wooden train set and they are still scattered about the floor. I think I have a future career in somnambulent minefield clearing.