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No. Just, No.

There are many people who will take your money and claim to teach you how to shoot to defend yourself and others. Some are quality establishments of learning, run by people who understand not only the nuts and bolts of shooting, but can efficiently pass it on to others.

This is not one of these places:

When selecting a trainer, be sure to seek out positive and negative reviews from previous students, view pictures and videos of courses they have run, and and quiz the instructors if at all possible. Learning the wrong things is even more costly than merely wasting your money.

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  1. Whitebread | August 9, 2010 at 1:13 pm | Permalink

    I bet the food is good.

  2. LC Scotty | August 9, 2010 at 1:19 pm | Permalink

    Is this some sort of drinking game? Every time a shooter gets muzzled drink. Everytime the cameraman gets muzzled finish your drink. etc etc.

  3. alan | August 9, 2010 at 1:21 pm | Permalink

    Damn. Are you sure this isn’t a spoof?

  4. Don Gwinn | August 9, 2010 at 11:07 pm | Permalink

    Ralph Severe is a ninjer of questionable pedigree who claims a lot of experience in Judo and other real arts without a lot of evidence to back any of it up. He has a reputation for training bujinkan “ninjutsu” in a more alive, more realistic way than your average ninjer, but he’s kind of a nut.

    He got into it with awhile back and said some truly goofy things.

  5. Sarah | August 10, 2010 at 7:34 am | Permalink

    Does he offer a discount because you don’t get The Four Rules along with your mall-ninja training?

  6. Tam | August 10, 2010 at 3:18 pm | Permalink

    There is so much lose and fail there that I don’t know where to start.

    Carbine Class: It’s like flypaper for mall ninjas!

  7. DirtCrashr | August 11, 2010 at 4:54 pm | Permalink

    “Adding comments has been disabled for this video.” Does he wear the White Ninja Shoes of Nuevo Laredo? I get the feeling he’d come out on the short end if he got funneled into a meeting with those lads.

  8. Rick C | August 11, 2010 at 6:30 pm | Permalink

    I think y’all’re crazy. I relish the idea of ballet rifleshooting like the guy around the 40 second mark is doing.

  9. G Burkhead | August 11, 2010 at 9:22 pm | Permalink

    lol. Those guying are partying!

  10. Rabbit | August 13, 2010 at 12:22 pm | Permalink

    Wow. It’s like boxing with Teddy Ruxpin.

    Looks like he’s well-known in the mall ninja community.

  11. Rick C | August 16, 2010 at 12:20 pm | Permalink

    z0mg. It turns out he’s in my neck of the woods!

  12. Oakenheart | August 17, 2010 at 4:53 am | Permalink

    Ralph Severe is a lying sack of shit who couldn’t cut boot camp, apparently. The stuff at
    was priceless.


  13. Shamandin | August 4, 2011 at 1:02 pm | Permalink

    I just figured something out. It *is* possible to get eye strain from rolling your eyes too often in a 10 minute period. A coworker and I tried to count the number of safety issues that are in that video. We stopped when our brains exploded at the 7 minute mark.

    Oy vey!

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