You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me

When the whole Trijicon Jesus Code bruhaha hit, I got a good chuckle out of it, chalking it up to another manufactured media controversy that no real person would give a wet fart about. Surely, no serious human would be offended by a private company putting a subtle Christian message on their product. And certainly, such a person wouldn’t be a gun owner.

Wrong, pdb!

Granted, this faggotry did take place on Livejournal, so we have to grade on a curve for candyassedness, but c’mon!

Religion has no place in the military, the public education system, or any federally-funded institution of any kind. Period. I don’t give a shit if the Founding Fathers were Christian, Mason, or Scientologist. I don’t even particularly care about the specific semantics of the concept of establishment or free exercise. This is America, and it’s a secular country. We do not put religion in our government, even if that one idiotic phrase refuses to be removed from our money.

I think someone needs to inform the Marines! They need to change their song! Not only is the lack of balls disconcerting, but this statement is historically inaccurate and ignorant of tradition. There is no constitutional separation of church and state! Look it up!

This snide, asinine, lawyerly imposition of anti-religion is insulting and disrespectful to the traditions of this nation, and I say that as a lifelong atheist. If you’re such a thin skinned coward that you can’t abide by a tiny, hard to read inscription on the best goddamned intermediate ranged combat optic ever invented, then sell your guns, turn in your needle-dick and move to France.

Get the fuck off my team.