Dear Green Bay Packers:
Sirs,
I am willing to not play quarterback for you for the mere sum of $50000 a year for 10 years, saving you $19.5 million dollars over paying Brett Favre $20M to not play quarterback for you.
Since I have very little clue as to how to play quarterback, I’m positive I can do a better job of not playing it than Mr Favre.
I am available for an interview at your earliest convenience, and I can not start immediately.
Regards,
pdb