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{ Monthly Archives } May 2008

Up Yours, Boob Mafia

Dear Tit Nazis: My wife and I feed our 3 month old son baby formula. We do this not because we do not love or care for our child, nor because we are ignorant or poorly informed, nor because we are the unthinking dupes of the formula conspiracy. No, we do this not out of […]

Oooh, Pretty

If I was to win the lottery, my custom 1911 would probably look a lot like THIS. Like The Man said, I cannot justify the expense, but it is nice to know such things exist.

I Did Not Know That

Tapco delivers to Lebanon, apparently.

Dragons!

Stingray said there’d be DRAGONS! Flying out of CERN! From, like, Swiss black holes or some shit! I gotta sight in my M14. It’s like +5 against Dragons.

Overdue Memery

I know it’s late prof, but can I still get credit for it? The rules: 1. Pick up the nearest book of 123 pages or more. No cheating! 2. Find page 123. 3. Find the first five sentences. 4. Post the next three sentences. 5. Tag five people. Walter Lippmann, serving as an ambassador for […]

LOL @ U

GREENSBORO — Two skateboarders said they were robbed early Thursday morning by three gunmen dressed head to toe in black. Greensboro police said two people were skateboarding in the parking lot of a shopping mall at 3718 Battleground Ave. at 1:39 a.m. Thursday when they were approached by three suspects. The skateboarders said they had […]