Sometimes The Posts Write Themselves
Look at what I got traded in this morning!
According to it's fair yet unkind imdb page, it did show up in theaters, but didn't stay long! It wasn't even stocked by any of my movie distributors this year. And I hadn't even heard of it until it showed up this morning.
Horror schlock really ain't my thing, but I'll give it a look. The back cover blurb isn't exactly promising:
Tamara is not the most popular girl in school. Mousy and quiet, she is picked on constantly. When her classmates play a practical joke that goes awry and results in her death, the once-homely teenager comes back from the dead as a sexy seductress to exact revenge on her killers … one by torturous one.
I think it would have been a much better movie if the protagonist went around bringing justice to her enemies with obscure military rifles:
"We just got the ballistics report back from the lab. They said it was an 11mm Austrian Kro… Kropta… Kropas-something."
"Kropatchek, son, Kropatchek. God-Damnit! I was afraid of this. You call dispatch, you tell them it's going to get a lot worse before it gets any better."
"What? You've seen this before?"
"Yeah. I have." *lights cigarette* "Another goddamn lifetime ago. Damnit, why are you still here? Go call dispatch and tell them to roll with everything we've got. We just might live to see another sunrise."
Hey, I'm pretty good at this!