Merry Christmas!
Glad tidings to you and yours! I’d like to reiterate my remarks from 2 years ago:
Merry Christmas to all you gullible, superstitious, dead-Jew-on-a-stick-ians!
And happy solstice to all you dour, humorless, mechanistic deity deniers!
This year, I think we can all agree to remember what the Christmas season is really about: Executing a daring and risky surprise attack against some cocky Hessians and blowing them the hell away, resulting in a massive propaganda victory, thus setting the stage for the defeat of a major superpower by a motley crew of philosopher nerds and gun nuts, resulting in the longest-lasting legitimate representational government in human history.
Thanks, George! It’s just what I always wanted! I hope you like the monuments and the dollar bill.
And finally, a kid picture:
Merry Christmas, everyone.